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Aug 27, 2014 / 177,576 notes

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

Prostitution?

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Aug 27, 2014

Hello Germany.

We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

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Aug 26, 2014 / 439,890 notes
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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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Aug 26, 2014 / 179,214 notes

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Aug 26, 2014 / 85 notes
micaceous:

I did not expect to be me for an entire lifetime.Don Nace
Aug 25, 2014 / 22,385 notes

micaceous:

I did not expect to be me for an entire lifetime.
Don Nace

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here
Aug 25, 2014 / 544,259 notes

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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Aug 24, 2014 / 64,755 notes

veganvibez:

found the best twitter 

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Aug 24, 2014 / 165,876 notes

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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Aug 24, 2014 / 24,938 notes

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Aug 23, 2014 / 394,078 notes

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

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My new mugshot by meg.
Aug 23, 2014 / 4 notes

My new mugshot by meg.

Aug 23, 2014 / 211,511 notes

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pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male
Aug 23, 2014 / 70,576 notes

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

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