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Apr 23, 2014 / 66,679 notes

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

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Apr 23, 2014 / 9,512 notes

bevsi:

me getting ready in the morning

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pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

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Apr 21, 2014 / 33,862 notes
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yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs 

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Apr 19, 2014 / 1,725 notes

cross-connect:

Daniel Martin Diaz

Sacred Machine is a museum and curiosity shop for the creations of world-renowned Tucson artist and musician Daniel Martin Diaz, and wife and co-founder of their band Blind Divine, Paula Catherine Valencia.

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Soul of Science Art book

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Apr 18, 2014 / 106,547 notes

armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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Pizza. What can I say? It’s a lost art. People think “oh its just food”, which it sometimes is, but sometimes its so much MORE then that. I mean, buffalo chicken pizza? I’ll take thirty slices please. Goat cheese? count me in. Plain cheese? I’m all for it. Any pizza is good pizza, until people forget that you can’t just throw cheese and salsa on a piece of dough and call it pizza. That’s almost blasphemes.

i-am-the-air-bear

The most beautiful literature about pizza I have ever read.

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Apr 18, 2014 / 78 notes
Apr 18, 2014 / 304,854 notes
nightslug:

champagne-paradise:

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

😂😂😂😂😂

i can’t stop laughing i can’t
Apr 18, 2014 / 221,567 notes

nightslug:

champagne-paradise:

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

😂😂😂😂😂

i can’t stop laughing i can’t

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Apr 18, 2014 / 205,840 notes

omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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Apr 18, 2014 / 2,036 notes

the office meme: 1/7 scenes

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Apr 18, 2014 / 73,686 notes

gostbusters:

bagmilk:

if you like me and you know it clap your hands

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Apr 18, 2014 / 39,092 notes

cashcutie:

that girl u just called fat? she’s eatin some good fuckin food

that boy u laughed at for fallin asleep in class? he was up all night watching hentai

those kids who wear big dorky glasses? they don’t even need them wtf

those kids who never take out their headphones? they’re listening to Mitt Romneys autobiography. they paid $17.99 for it. they actually bought it.

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